"Elon Musk–themed cryptocurrency has launched. That’s hardly surprising, in this world of shitcoins with names like Elonomics and Dogelon Mars, but this one is different. To promote Elon Goat Token, its creators are building a giant half-Elon Musk, half-goat statue they plan to drive around the country before driving it to Tesla and demanding Musk take ownership of the monument."