"Thankfully, someone at Twitter knows this, because the edit button is a deceptive little trick. First of all, it’s only available for 30 minutes after you post, so you can’t retcon your years-old Breaking Bad takes into astute observations about the sexist concept of the male anti-hero. More importantly, the app will show your followers your edit history, exposing you as the sad little try-hard that you are. Did you go back and add a [#PSL](/relevant/new/PSL) hashtag to your post about fall drinks? Embarrassing! Maybe you misspelled Meghan Markle’s name. Ha ha, there’s no covering that one up."