"Straight men are so… interesting. While they’re not a homogenous mass – the Lynch-loving, Kerouac-reading softboi is worlds apart from the protein-quaffing gym bro – there are some quirks that seem to apply to hetero guys across the board. For example, it’s a fact that they all twitch in their sleep, watch YouTube videos on the toilet, and enjoy throwing rocks into large bodies of water. And when it comes to relationships, more often than not, they’re punching above their weight."