new perspective on 'florida man' stories making me rethink a guilty crime news pleasure. also! this insane statistic: "Back in 2012, only 108 of the 4,086 people on benefits who took a drug test tested positive, creating a net loss of $45,780 for the state. Fiscal conservatives who are otherwise hellbent on cutting government waste doesn’t seem to care. “The cruelty is the point,” as the saying goes."