“HE TOLD THEM eat a rainbow.” Major Dream and Robert Anderson are bent over the island bar of the Monastery Hotel in Old San Juan, laughing hysterically. They are telling the story of how Bitcoin billionaire Brock Pierce reacted when four young women interrupted [#RestartWeek](/culture/new/RestartWeek) , the conference he and his friends hosted this past May inviting cryptocurrency investors to descend on hurricane-torn Puerto Rico to build a techno-utopia. Robert repeats the phrase: “eat a rainbow—it was the kindest, most respectable thing he could have said.”