"I kept sitting and standing, eventually purchasing a costly Eames lounge that earned 6 SP per second. I was on top of the low-poly world. A quick search lent me a cheat code and I WASD'd my way through the store, purchasing with abandon. After 90 minutes and a near miss with a lethal chair, I reached the absurd ending. It was funny but bittersweet. I wanted to keep sitting. "