“As a Christian for most of my life and a pastor for nearly three decades, I’m quite familiar with the story: supposedly faithful people fashioning an idol made of gold and cravenly bowing before it, in complete contempt for the God they claimed to believe in because they had lost their collective minds. This 2021 reboot is a little on the nose. It’s also far more tragic. We’ve had a few thousand years to get it right. We shouldn’t be here.”