Digital footprints — basically, the sum of everything you’ve ever done or posted online — are most frequently invoked in discussions about user responsibility and protection in the face of flimsy digital privacy controls. We are regularly exhorted to be wary of oversharing on the internet and to diligently monitor our digital identities in order to protect compromising information about ourselves from future employers, marketers, scammers, and other prying eyes. Coming of age in a world where there’s no right to be forgotten means acknowledging that anything you share online can (and likely will) come back to haunt you; hygienic practices around digital footprints are now compulsory education, a virtual analog of handwashing.